Jim Carrey wants 'freckle-faced' kids with Emma Stone

The 49-year-old actor professed his love for actress Emma Stone, 22, in a video uploaded on his official website Wednesday."Emma, I think you re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you," Carrey tells her. "We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we d laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire."When Carrey references the "sex" he hopes to have with "The Help" star, he momentarily loses his train of thought."And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you," the actor continues. "But I m not. I m 49. I have lines on

my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to."

Though Stone is currently dating her "Amazing Spider-Man" costar Andrewb Garfield, Carrey "just wanted to let [her] knowhow I felt

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